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Lady on the Bus

Lady on the Bus

A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus; she noticed the man opposite to her was smiling at her so she immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
"Slogan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a sign that said,
"William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself. ...
BUT your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident... " I just lost it."

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Hm, až se spamboti naučej dávat to sem jako samotné články, začne skutečná legrace! :)))

hmm skvělé vtipy :-)))))

No do boha, už aj tu sú tieto srágory.

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Webový roboti spamující formuláře na různých stránkách:-( Asi se nevyhneme menší úpravě Avenue.

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Bird nest webcam

Bird nest webcam

Over ten million people are tuning in to watch a pair of bald eagles and their eggs.

Doug Carrick, 73, set up the camera 18 months ago after watching the birds near his home for 14 years.

The female eagle, on Hornby Island in Western Canada, laid two eggs but one has disappeared.

In total more than 100 million fans have clicked on the live footage hoping to see a chick arrive.

According to The Sun Doug said: "The reaction is unbelievable. I've added three servers to cope with demand."

After getting government permission, he asked a climber to install the camera near the nest -120ft up - while the birds were on their annual migration.

At first Doug ran cables to his TV and video, recording the best moments including the female laying two eggs last year. When he showed his footage to biologists, they offered to set up the web link.

Doug added: "It was great when they laid the eggs. Last year they had two chicks but neither survived. We're hoping for better luck this time round."

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Chef Pleads Guilty in Tomato Stabbing

Chef Pleads Guilty in 'Tomato' Stabbing

A chef pleaded guilty Wednesday to stabbing a waiter who chastised him for using a rotten tomato in his cooking. Mohammed Uddin, 43, will be sentenced to one year in county jail May 17.

He pleaded guilty to attempted second-degree assault in the Jan. 4 stabbing of 18-year-old Minh Vu.

After noticing Uddin was cooking with a rotten tomato, Vu went to tell the manager "because Mohammed didn't care what I told him," Vu said in a statement. Vu told police he was only trying to make sure diners got fresh food.

When he returned to the kitchen, Vu said Uddin came up behind him and hit him in the head with a spoon.

"I turned around and Mohammed had a kitchen knife in his hand," Vu said in his statement.

Seconds later, he said, Uddin lunged at him with the 12-inch knife.

Vu has recovered from his injuries

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Zajímalo by mě jestli je DVD i s videozáznamem z koncertu, mám jen DVD s 5.1 zvukem, kde místo videa je jen obrázek přebalu...

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ještě k Iron Maiden

Ten název pod kterým hráli utajenej koncert v Londýnském Marquee je pravděpodobně "The Entire Population of Hackney". Zkus se podívat na: http://www.maidenfans.com/imc/ Pokud tuto stránku neznáš, tak snad ji uvítáš (hlavně sekci Bootlegy).

Po tykvych a jejich Keeper of The Seven Keys part 3 alias The Legrace-jak trefne podotkl Darkmoor-The Legrace z Italie

A to mi mluvíš z duše

všechny tři soubory jsem viděl ve Vizovicích a šel bych, kdyby Rhapsody měli koncert bez kingů a podobných týpků.

Na jejich koncert bych i vyrazil, to by s nimi ale nesměli jet jejich američtí pobratimové (Hollyhell a hlavně 4 plechoví "králové" na harleyích).