"One time I was on tour and this girl, wearing this Santa Claus outfit but she was mostly naked, rang the doorbell upstairs where my mother was living in fucking December. My mother comes to the door and this girl’s like, “Hi, is Peter there?” My mother said, “Well, no. But you come in, you’re going to catch pneumonia.” My mother brings this really fucking hot girl into the house. This girl was blue form being outside so fucking long. My mother’s giving her soup and having a conversation. I spoke to her on the phone and I was like, “Mom, what are you letting these fucking people into the house for?” “Oh, she was cold.” I was like, “Well yeah, but I don’t know where the fuck she came from.”